- Anti Joke

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom