- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

oooh look a banshee

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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