Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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this is not an anti joke

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A black man in a country bar.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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