- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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