Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Poop swing

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the love boat

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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