- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

im gey

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

An Asian man fails a math test

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

PENIS

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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