Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Your future.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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fduck

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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