Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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The Detroit Lions

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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30cm = 0,3meters

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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