whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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