- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Knock, knock. Come in.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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