- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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