- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

whats brown and sticky? shit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

John Stamos.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

raisin boogers

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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