What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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haha

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Your social life.

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Hi

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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69

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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