- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

so... how about that airplane food

A possesed goat: "moo"

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