- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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