Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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