Grammer is very important

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How old are you? 20

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Alex Gedrose.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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