- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

racism...deal with it!

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

God. God.

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