Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Blake wilkeys hair style

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Your biggest fan.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

you lose.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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