A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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LIFE :(

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Your Mom!!!

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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