- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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