Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

u suck

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

._____________________. Whale!

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