- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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