- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

A seal walks into a club.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Elizabeth Warren

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

He walked in a bar

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