whats brown and sticky? shit

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

hi bye

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Blake wilkeys hair style

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

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He walked in a bar

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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