- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Chuck Norris Dies.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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