How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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