I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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i dont like chris

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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