- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

racism...deal with it!

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

God. God.

Your Mom!!!

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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