What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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