- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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