Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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