- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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