Your Mom!!!

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Black People.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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