I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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This is not a joke or is it

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Hey

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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