- Anti Joke

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Whats has no comedic value? A brick