Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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