- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Women's rights

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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