why was the boy sad? because.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Ken wins!

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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