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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

u suck

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

long in the tooth!

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Cheese stick

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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