Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

this is not a joke.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

How long is a china man?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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