- Anti Joke

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too