An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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