- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

the love boat

Poop swing

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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