- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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