Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

why is my phone broken i dropped it

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Nickelback

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Your Mother

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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