- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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