A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Justin Bieber

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Womens rights

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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