- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

How many light bulbs? 1

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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