- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

the asian kid gets an F

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Justin Bieber got laid

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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