how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Hillary Clinton

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Women outside of the kitchen.

A black person walks out of KFC

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Women.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Rachel not blowing Robert.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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