What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Jerry.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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A women's opinion.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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