so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

hextech crafting too opieop

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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