Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

GONNA

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Donald Trump

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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