Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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the WNBA

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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OIO

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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