Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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kcuf read it backwards

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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women's rights

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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