- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Pull my finger ouch..

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

An epileptic man attends a rave.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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