How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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charlie sheen losing

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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