There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Justin's humor

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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