A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

thumb_up thumb_down -22

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Paper shield.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops