- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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