You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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A black guy gets a job...

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Hey

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Woman's rights

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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tee hee

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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