Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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My Nan, that is all.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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