What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

squirrels with massive bonerss

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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