- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

There's my tractor.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

I LIKE TRAINS

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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