What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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