Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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black people

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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you lose.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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