Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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