What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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i lost the game

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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