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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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