- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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