There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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