roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

run farther?

I LIKE TRAINS

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

A sober Amy Winehouse

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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