- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

acualy is dolan

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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