Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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