Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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