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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

There's a car about to hit me.

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