Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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