- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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