What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Chuck norris

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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