- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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