Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

this is not a joke.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

How long is a china man?

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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