There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

"33"

roses are red. violets are violet...

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

penus

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

The Barackness Monster

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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