- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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