- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Knock Knock Go Away

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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