- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

dick dick dick... frogs

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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