what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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penis haha

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Women's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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you first

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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