What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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A ginger was with his friends

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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