whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

why was the boy sad? because.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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