- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Oh...okay, good.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.