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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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