A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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