What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

a horse walks into a blender ow

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Knock Knock! Come in.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

i dont like chris

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