- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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