- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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