- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

where do some birds live in? Earth

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

shauns beautiful

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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