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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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