Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Autism speaks but not really

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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