A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Black People.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Whats funnier than 24, 69

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Nice belt.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Guess what. Chicken butt.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

The jets are a good team..

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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