What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Donald Trump

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

where do some birds live in? Earth

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

woman's rights

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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