A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Beka has AIDS

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Women's rights

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Hahaha

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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