Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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The Game

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Gay Rights

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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