knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Your Mom!!!

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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