Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Neither have I

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

i love to lick...

whats worse than school? Summer school

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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