- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

This is a joke setup.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

r u smart..... or ur black

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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