whats brown and sticky? shit

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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WEED!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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