Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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