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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

what's worst than being gay? being black

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

Why did it die Nothing died

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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