- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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