- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Bumsniffer

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

luke moore cant pull it back

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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