- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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