What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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