man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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hey, my names mark.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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4 1/2

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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