- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Women's rights

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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