- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Im black

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

A woman walks into a bar.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

42, that is all

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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