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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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whats a willy? -brock

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Nice belt.

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Carrot fingers

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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