- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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