- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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