- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How come anti jokes r funny

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

woman's rights

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What can make you pee? Liquid

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??