- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

what do u call a black person by his name

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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