Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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fruit salad?

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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balls

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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