- Anti Joke

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.