- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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