- Anti Joke

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What time is it? Refrigerator

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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