Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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