- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

knock knock get lost!

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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