Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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