Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

why does column have a letter n?

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

more chocolate?

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

nickel back

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Carrot fingers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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