What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Mormons having fun.

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full house

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anti jokes are for fags

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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