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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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