Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

NEVER

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

drugs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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