Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Poop...

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Justin

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Do you play piano? No

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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