Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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<=3 penis

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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