Black people stink of shite!

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Hi

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Roey Jegen

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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