Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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E= McVagina

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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out of your comfort zone

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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