- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

religion

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

nickel back

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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