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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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