His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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civil rights

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What color is red paint? Red

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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