- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

kieran scott has a huge back

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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