What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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