roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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