What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Do u take sugar?

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

canada

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Women's rights

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

cancer

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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