Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Queens Park rangers

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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