Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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