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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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