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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

The Game.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

I got shot once it hurt a lot

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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