- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

My parents have an open marriage.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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