- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

There's a god, just kidding.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

... i forgot the joke :p

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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