What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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