Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Davey Peterson.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Okay, one second.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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civil rights

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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