How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A shark ate your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -31

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

thumb_up thumb_down -33

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops