- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Look how far I can kick this bucket

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

knock knock get lost!

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Potato!

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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