- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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