- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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