What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Butt poop.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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