Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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    The actual, and original, lyrics go like this, youngen's... 'A man from Boston, Mass had huge balls made out of brass. In stormy weather, they clanked together ...and lightning shot out of his ass!' I would know that because I graduated from a Massachusetts high-school in 1963, where it was a well-known locker-room lyric and very popular amongst us jocks.

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    What? ...you didn't like the following? The actual words to this limerick are: A man from Boston, Mass had huge balls made out of brass. In stormy weather, they clanked together... and lightning shot out of his ass! I know those words well because I graduated from Chicopee HS in MA, 1963. The above was a very popular limerick amongst us jocks - who later became aerospace engineers at Raytheon, Lockheed Martin and Ball Aerospace.

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