whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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    Haha my dad told me this joke!! And to all the people hating on this guy for posting it^^^ Grow up it's an effing joke, because if we left it up to you political correctness nazis, we would be just as oppressed as past societies from the slave trade to nazi Germany to even today North Korea. So to you OP, I say Bravo

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    You piece of shit i hope your babies all die

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    To the Guy who said "I hope your babies all die"- You're a legend

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    I am going to your house and eating your first-born child! after i do your mom.

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    It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard!

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    hahaha, wait no

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    That is rude especially because my grandfather was in the holocaust.

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    Haha the same joke got 2000+ likes closer to the front!!!

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    "first off this isn't a joke, second off you stole it, and third off you are probably a low life loser sitting in his parents basement playing World of warcraft " I play WoW :(

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    this is an ANTI JOKE website. Retard.

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