Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Help I'm being raped!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Anti Joke

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