How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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1+2 = 6

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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