- Anti Joke

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.