Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

You just read this ..

Wait what? I did not type that!

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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