- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy gets a job...

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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