- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

I am a joke. I am funny.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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