- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

try slamming a revolving door

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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