- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

whats 69+2? 71

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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