knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Republicans

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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