- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

A Jew walks into Macy's

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