- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

A Jew walks into Macy's

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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