- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Get off my porch.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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