Why did the dog eat poop?

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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balls

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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