- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid has no friends.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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