Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Get off my porch.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

kevin kim

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

womens rights

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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