- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

i have an apple. now suck my dick

What is White over Black? Society.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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