- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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